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Be Warned! Some of the limericks in this category contain language that may be (are) offensive to some people. Please read these limericks at your own risk! |
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A Fellow Named Mitch | Beth Adams | ||
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Nasty but funny little limerick about a man who ain't so little! |
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| A Gentleman From.... | Anita V. | |||
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It just hit me ...... |
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| A Man Called McNair | John Motsch | |||
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Passion has no boundaries. |
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| A Man From China | Author Unknown | |||
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There once was a man from China... |
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| A Mouse Called Keith | Stacey Brannon | |||
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There once was a mouse called Keith... |
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| Annie | Alex | |||
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There once was a girl from Whick |
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| A nudist by the name of Roger Peet | Author Unknown | |||
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What happend to Roger Peet in December. |
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| A young man whose sight was myopic | Author Unknown | |||
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His eyes sight was not the only thing that was myopic! |
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| Gone for the Winter | Bob Johnston | |||
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You gotta do what you gotta do. |
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| Horny Young Lady | Author Unknown | |||
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A horny young lady named Lil.... |
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| Katie | Lucy Blades | |||
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A gentleman Katie knew slightly,....... |
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| Kimball The Symbol | C.J. APPALUOSOUS lllJR. | |||
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Be careful!-This just might shake you up. |
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| Milt's Willie | Joe Pamanian | |||
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It's sad if it's true. |
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| Salsa | Catfish Jack jr. III | |||
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Some people aren't as cool as they think they are. |
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| The Husband & His Joystick | Gia | |||
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She finally left him and his plaything. |
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| There was a young lady named Myrtle | Author Unknown | |||
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She should have kept away from the animal! |
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| There was a young lady named Sharkey | Author Unknown | |||
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Very rude limerick about the result of an affair! |
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| There was a young man from Belgrade | Author Unknown | |||
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There was a young man from Belgrade Who kept a dead whore in a cave... |
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| Two Limericks | Stephen Cree | |||
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There was a young man from Majorca... |
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| Vics v Knicks | Joe Pamanian | |||
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A lady encountered two vicars..... |
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| William's Warning | Travis Brasell | |||
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"...In thy tend'rest fingers a prick." |
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| Winter | They call me the Doc | |||
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Winter is here and a grouch.... |
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| Writer's Block (lim) | Lucy Blades | |||
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A poet struggling to write a poem. |
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| Yvette | Lucy Blades | |||
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A dyslexic whore named Yvette....... |
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