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| Anti-Climax | Jim Gordon | |||
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The first snow storm to hit my area, leaving more than 7 inches of snow in my driveway inspired this one. |
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| Appiness | Arcadia Flynn | |||
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During a long distance phone call to a friend in South america, the subject of men, relationships and love arose. My friend said (in her thick accent) "Don't worry darlink...all you need is 'appiness" I think this is what she meant…. |
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| Are You Talking To Me? | Pat Cannard | |||
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She took a deep breath as she paused in her stride, Her lips slowly parted, her eyes opened wide. |
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| Datsun Awful Night | Tony Parry | |||
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Written around Valentines Day after reading one 'soppy' card too many!!! |
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Dinner
At Sweetie's 
(Ex Top Ten) |
Arcadia Flynn | ||
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I had dinner with my sweetie At his home the other night I knew he’d make a special treat At least I hoped he might... |
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| Fate's Cruel Blow | Buttercup | |||
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Searching for my long lost love I'd inch across the plate... |
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| He's One Of A Kind | Stephanie Moran | |||
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He never leaves the seat up. I trained him well you know. He likes to think he's got me trained, And I let him think that's so. ... |
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| Lady Love | Joe Pamanian | |||
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Mount carefully to avoid damage. |
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| Le banker heureuse (The happy banker) | Roger Wooller | |||
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I'm happy just because I'm going banking, I'm putting all my money in "la bonk". I was feeling sad and very slightly wonky because my only option was to wonk. |
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| Love Came Cautiously | S. Sorrensen | |||
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like, at first, I tried not to notice her she was lovely, lovable, loved everybody loved her I didn't want to notice her .... |
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| Love Doesn't Make You Fat | Joel Bjorling | |||
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People are searching for new diet and exercise programs, but love is a natural. |
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| Love Poem | Stephen Cree | |||
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I love you like a cold pint on a red hot summer day... |
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| Mary, Mary | Joe Pamanian | |||
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Laughing through the greenwood races,..... |
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| Morwena Dream | Ephraim Crud | |||
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I were hand in hand upon the golden sand of a tropical island beach with Morwena Hogg...... |
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| My Little Coconut | E.G. Harne | |||
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A sort of companion piece to "Seltzer Sue" A poem about love and loss -- in a grave yard.. |
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| My Phallic Lover | Arcadia Flynn | |||
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You're the train inside my tunnel You're the finger in my glove You're the gear stick in my gearbox My god this must be love…. |
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| Ode To A Beaut Sheila | Noel Free | |||
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The Aussie male as a romantic? You be the judge. |
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| Of
Course I Love You
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Janine Haig | |||
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How can you doubt that I love you? Didn't I marry you, eh? And though I don't say it too often, I show it in all sorts of ways..... |
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| Old Tom's Daughters | Roger Wooller | |||
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Old Tom had five hardworking girls. He kept them on the run. Molly mustered Tilly tallied... |
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Only You! | Arcadia Flynn | ||
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You turn me on, you handsome hunk With your sunken, hairless chest In your skinny white arms I feel safe from all harm Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! ... |
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| Rita | Joe Pamanian | |||
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When I fell in love with Rita, Life, I thought, could not be sweeter, ..... |
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| She Caught Me in Her Knicker Drawer | Andrew Mee | |||
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This poem is a short tale of a teenage guy who gets caught in a girl's knicker drawer at a party, and his explanation as to why he is there. |
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| Seltzer Sue | E.G. Harne | |||
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A poem about love and loss in a bowling alley. |
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| Shoot The Breeze | S. Sorrensen | |||
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It sorta just came out - I really shouldn't have sex with my mouth open. Despite my caution - I mean, after infatuation, what then? |
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| Snow White's Secret | Mildred Achoch | |||
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Everyone has secrets. Even a beautiful fairy tale character? ;-) |
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| Stumped? | Paul Bearer | |||
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When lovers really do see face to face! |
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| The Bush Romantic | Mark Feldman | |||
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As I stick my sweaty arm up the vagina of a cow ... ... I think of your moist, warm lips ... and wish you were here now. The warm and friendly feeling of a cow turd on the ground ... ... Reminds me of your gentle warmth I feel all year 'round. |
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| The Dancing Dentures | Suzanne Kelman | |||
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Every divorced woman's worst nightmare.... |
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| The Lovers | Jennifer Haig | |||
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The sun went down and above the town The sky became deep blue; A meeting made, above the glade Between these special two. ... |
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| We're
Through
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Tess Rowley | |||
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Mel Gibson and I are through, well just what's a girl to do It's always been a one sided kind of affair while I've admired his strong, tanned arms He's never once noticed MY charms I'm still single- when we could have been a pair.... |
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| Wet
And Wild
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Gay Liddington | |||
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Mountin'women like mountin' men! |
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| When Audrey met Henry | Wes | |||
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Audrey was a spinster with a 'man hunt' on her mind. She'd set her eyes on Henry, just moved in the flat behind...... |
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| Why I Pity The Preternaturally Pretty | Peter Traynor | |||
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Wry comments from a man still struggling to come to terms with his lack of charisma. |
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| Will you still love me... | Elizabeth Lindberg | |||
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Is this poem about a car or a person? You decide. |
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| Young Men | Robyn Scott | |||
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Young Men are delicious, Healthy, virile and strong, With smooth skin, a firm fleshy arse, And hair growing where it belongs. Somewhere between adolescence and a mid-life crisis,.. |
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| You're In My Prayers | Shapechanger | |||
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My wife use to moan all the time, "You never write me any poetry" so I wrote this and she's never asked again. |
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