Of A Farmer's Wife
Harris nee Moore
me previous life well I was the wife of a farmer from Fogartys Creek.
I was the type who did everything right: I was passive and placid and
meek. There was nothin' to learn where he was concerned - just act as
if he was a king (and keep sayin' 'no' when he fumbled below 'til I had
me that little gold ring)......
(Ex Top Ten)
you know...what day it is? Nope...said my beau. What's today? Well!
If you can't remember, I cried I'm not gonna say. Well aren't you gonna
ask me? I insisted with a few tears. Alright, he said...you're fifty
today... and you have been for three or four years.
this your anniversary go out and celebrate think back to years ago when
it was your first date
One Of A Kind
never leaves the seat up. I trained him well you know. He likes to think
he's got me trained, And I let him think that's so. ...
was she?" Eve demanded, But Adam laughed.
I Wanded Him!
good as it sometimes can get!
early days of wedded bliss held passion wild, untamed...
love you like a cold pint on a red hot summer day...
(Ex Top Ten)
missus was big, fat and mean A cruel and ugly man-killing machine She's
the type of woman you'd be looking for If you wanted mercenaries for a
leaves the cap off the toothpaste; He never makes the bed; He drops his
undies on the floor; And spends far too much time in his shed....
Course I Love You
(Ex Top Ten)
can you doubt that I love you? Didn't I marry you, eh? And though I don't
say it too often, I show it in all sorts of ways.....
was being tried for murder "It was self defence", she claimed, "Circumstances
happened And I really can't be blamed". The jury listened closely: .....
TV wouldn't bloody work, I thought that I would die, when hubby piped
up come to bed, with a twinkle in his eye. ...
The Poem Rob
never show my dancing skills in public It's not that I can't dance you
know, I prefer to reserve my artistic talent For the right place to let
life is in crisis - My story I tell... My days are a nightmare - my wife's
are as well! My hormones are upset. I'm bored and I'm tired - My world's
upside down ever since I retired!
demon alcohol can strike at any time, even when we'd rather it didn't.
The Good Sport Fred
shame it was about old Bert, they said, A drinking man, a sport, a thoroughbred;
He' d never meant ill to beast nor mankind And seldom would utter a word
New Dress Ron
lady walked into the room to show hubby her new dress, She was a rather
large lady - around forty two in the chest. The dress was cut really low
- showed off her feminine shape, .....
Do With Flu Fred
it like to go home sick, and try to rest, and your wife's TODO List is
calllliinng yyyyyoooouuuuuuuuuu .......
day old Job Martin died Was cold beyond belief The grey gums on the mountainside
Were stricken dumb with grief The she-oaks by the swamps again....
Your Numbers Are Up
long years took their toll on Jim until the joyful day that all his workmates
cornered him and one was heard to say "Our syndicate's won lotto, mate....
In Control Angela
evening we settle to watch the TV, to see all the 'soaps' would be heaven
for me. I guess all the cliffhangers and love every one, but in the middle
of 'Corrie' I see BBC1 ! ... Words
From Husband To Wife Lance
thoughts take a drastic turn.
You Men David
old married blokes.....
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