Money Poems
Money Poems
| Car Repairs | Ray Thigpen | ||
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We spend our money on new cars, Hoping for a break.... |
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| Devote Your Life to Money! | David Kessel | ||
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See what money can do for you... |
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Le banker heureuse (The happy banker) | Roger Wooller | |
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I'm happy just because I'm going banking, I'm putting all my money in "la bonk". I was feeling sad and very slightly wonky because my only option was to wonk. |
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| Our Romantic Old English Money | Steve Brand | ||
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Did you ever understand Pounds, Shillings and Pence. |
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| Owed to A Nightingale | Tom Gaunt | ||
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Keats was always strapped for cash. |
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Skasey Of the Overdraft |
Author Unknown | ||
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They had issued him a warrant which they had in light of current Knowledge, sent to where he's holed up in Majorca on his arse, He was fleeing from a debt, about the size of the alphabet So Vanstone got in touch with 'Skasey, of The Overdraft'... |
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| Stealth Tax Time | Topoke | ||
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It doesn't matter who you vote in, they will ALL still take your money. |
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| TAKING STOCK | Joanie S | ||
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Share trading is an art - or maybe a science - or is it the result of some mystical power? |
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| Thanks a Million | Larry Webster | ||
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Her beauty took his breath away, Such outstanding charm and grace .... |
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| The Impossible Takes a Little Longer | Tad Lawson | ||
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I know my well-known erudition May explain why you gave me this mission... |
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| We Loved The World Together | Gordon Taylor | ||
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A love affair of epic proportions. Its great when you meet at first, then after the money's gone. You have to pay the price. |
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| Who Wants to be a Millionaire? | Rebecca Stone | ||
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Six little numbers, that's all it would take. Oh what a difference those six numbers would make |
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