These are just some of the things your mum told you when you were little.
A Parent's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. ...
Extremely Bad Advice for Parents
Take this advice at your peril!!
Facts of Life 2
There comes that time in every child's life to ask the question.
Screaming, struggling, to the point of tears, he continued the drama, as though for years,
Old Tom's Daughters
Old Tom had five hardworking girls. He kept them on the run. Molly mustered Tilly tallied...
On Being "Behind" In One's Reading
Junior bit the meter man. Junior kicked the cook Junior's antisocial now (According to the book)
Can you buy me a doll mum can you buy me a dress, can you buy me some paints mum so I can make a mess! ...
He's bought himself a set of drums - Seems that's the latest fad For them with teenage craniums Just to annoy their Dad....
It oozes up between your toes, then dribbles slowly down your nose - squishing, squelching through your hair, This ghastly goo is everywhere!
For those of you gentlemen out there that are single, snowed under with those annoying little things to do that are low on the list of importance...well toil not..The company that brought you the camping tool legend now offers you......
Take Us To Mcdonalds
If mothers needs a recipe book ......
The Long Way Home
'Hello, Puss! Hey!, Sweetie Puss is getting rather fat!' Dad promptly switched attention from the T.V. to the cat, Sweetie Puss purred smugly, her gently rounded tum Proclaimed to all and sundry she was soon to be a Mum,
You cared for me when I was young with tender love and care. You gave me food and shelter, and some clothes for me to wear...
The Terrible Teens
Remember what It's like to be a teenager? As you move on to the age of parenting here is a little personal reminder for you to remember exactly what it is like!
The Tofu Kid
Rainbow, please eat your tofu and remember to chew it through then you can have a special treat a carob coated date to eat…
The Wreck Of Big Red
I have this four-wheel motor bike that we all call Big Red. For eight long years, he worked the land, but now Big Red is dead.
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