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| Abort, Retry, Ignore | Lucy Blades | |||
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Written after a period of coursework-cramming at the end of my gcse years on the computer. Needless to say, I ended up writing it out longhand. |
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| American Pie | Lucy Blades | |||
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A long, long time ago, I can still remember How that "WELCOME" used to make me smile... |
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A School Day | Penman | ||
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Once upon a schoolday rotten Came some bullies and they were plot'n To mop my head across the bathroom floor … |
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A Seedy Love Story | Arcadia Flynn | ||
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I'm going to tell you a story That's neither gruesome nor gory About a boy in the farmland He was but a simple farmhand He gazed into the sky blue above And dreamed of meeting his true love … |
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| Deliah | Topoke | |||
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I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window I saw her standing there alone dressed up in her smalls..... |
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| Fill My Cups Lord | Paula Pooo | |||
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This is a little testimony from a sweet southern baptist teenage girl (me not so long ago.....). |
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| Let It Ring | David Peetz | |||
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Ring ring. "Hello, Peter?" "Yes." "It's Al Qaeda here." "Give up now! All hope is lost! We've even destroyed your communications!" "Ha! No chance!...I've got your phonecard!" |
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| Marge on a Midnight Raid | Mary Sullivan | |||
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With apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson: Half a loaf, half a loaf, / Half a loaf onward. / All in the belly at once, / Toasted and buttered. |
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| My Heart's Abhorrence! | Tad Lawson | |||
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When, in disgrace with Fortune and man's eye I all alone beweep my outcast state, Some S O B among the passers by Is sure to say that HE is doing great!.... |
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| My Thighs | Juliana Taliaferro | |||
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This poem is a parody of the wonderfully inspirational poem by Maya Angelou, "Still I Rise". No disrespect to the original poem or poet is intended. My mind just works in strange ways sometimes...as does my body! |
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| Ode to A Turkey | Duane Dodson | |||
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An homage to Keats' "Ode to a Nightingale," this parody will whet your appetite for Thanksgiving fare... |
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| Ode to an Historian | Wil Elgey | |||
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This poem is about Tony Kitchener (retired bikee and former resident of Bellthorpe), and his quest to write a history of that fabled district. |
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| Old MACdonald Did Some Harm | The Wedding Wordsmith | |||
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An innocuous thought to take away... (with apologies to Dorothea MACkellar) |
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| O Teacher! My Teacher! | Gunjan | |||
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I wrote this little parody for Teacher's Day (Sept 5th). With due respect to Walt Whitman. |
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| Poe Puree | Marcus Bales | |||
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over user guides and handbooks piled up on the desk and floor -- |
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| Santa Claus Was Coming To Oz | David Peetz | |||
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A sleigh-load of foreigners, obviously seeking asylum in Australia, was turned back from entering Australian waters by the navy, Immigration Minister Mr Phillip Ruddock announced today. |
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| Sorry, Different Island | Tad Lawson | |||
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Sing it on St. Patrick's Day...at your own risk. |
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| Subversary Rhymes | MasterRevelation | |||
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Just some parodies of Nursery rhymes for the church! |
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| The Charge of the Write Brigade | David Peetz | |||
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Memos to right of her, Files all to left of her, PQs in front of her Volleyed and thundered. Alfred Lord Tennyson would roll in his grave. |
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| The Inattentive | Troy | |||
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Written in the days when businesses had computers but not individuals (ie1991). I was very cross with my bank - but never sent them the poem - they didn't deserve it. |
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| The Man Not Taken | akaPEACHES | |||
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With due respect to Robert Frost, I wrote this parody to extentuate consequences in the choices we makem |
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| The Sound of Royal Music | Gordon Costello | |||
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Rodgers & Hammerstein go monarchist! |
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| The Teacher (Parody of the Raven by E.A. Poe) | Adam Kerby | |||
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I did this in gr. 9 for a Poetry Anthology and I wanted a challenging poem to parody, so I went to some classic Poe. |
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| The Wench's Tale | Scott Emmons | |||
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Few people know that Chaucer wrote about phone sex! |
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| Too Many Coy Mistresses | Bob Johnston | |||
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If you haven't already read it, go back to the original, Marvell's "To His Coy Mistress" -- a far better poem than this one. On the other hand, he only had one mistress to deal with. |
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| Wait, There's More! | Scott Emmons | |||
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The Telemarketer from Hell |
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| Wondrous Things | Author Unknown | |||
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There are recent rumors that Julie Andrews did a Senior Citizens concert. Ms. Andrews sang a song from the Sound of Music, 'Favorite Things'. There were a few changes to the words, so here's the new song. |
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