rung the Melbourne offices of No-One's Ever Here; Please leave your name
and number and then kindly disappear. Energy
his quest for an energy bill Mr. Bush went to Capitol Hill. Impotentate Tony
expresses my frustration at a profound shift in society which can be seen
in politics, work, the media and relationships. It is making a lot of
people less happy, and I'm too stroppy not to whinge about it! IS Bill
Bill Clinton was a better student of the OED than anyone gave him credit
for. Here's why.
Let It Ring David
ring. "Hello, Peter?" "Yes." "It's Al Qaeda here." "Give up now! All hope
is lost! We've even destroyed your communications!" "Ha! No chance!...I've
got your phonecard!"
Sunny Side Up Faline
THEY'RE TELLING US HOW TO EAT!!! Mr
Bush to Johannesburg Paul
don't think pollution affects us, So drive your Mercedes or Lexus!
Oh, Amanda! David
only die once," she said. Plus 10% for GST. Pauline
back, she's back! Pauline is back! Oh Pauline, are you really there?......
or Pieces Ian
Bush on the telephone. This poem was written as fantasy but it looks like
Tax Time Topoke
doesn't matter who you vote in, they will ALL still take your money. The
Battle Of Hastings Marriott
tell of the Battle of Hastings, As happened in days long gone by, When
Duke William became King of England, And 'arold got shot in the eye. ...
Bold Type Vernon
unsung hero of the free press keeps editors and public servants on their
"toes" with his bold opinions... The
Flatulence Tax John
flatulence tax on cattle and sheep, Another rip-off to make us all weep.
Preserving the ozone at any expense, It's all propaganda that doesn't
make sense. The
Golden State Debate Jon
plays his most important role ever as he takes over the job of senator.
What's next for the state of California? The
Long Way Home Margaret
Puss! Hey!, Sweetie Puss is getting rather fat!' Dad promptly switched
attention from the T.V. to the cat, Sweetie Puss purred smugly, her gently
rounded tum Proclaimed to all and sundry she was soon to be a Mum,
Postman Knocks Twice, Three Times, Four Times....... Helen
don't just do it once, they do it twice, three times, four times ... especially
when the electoral roll is full of people who don't really live at their
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