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Relationships Poems

Appiness Arcadia Flynn

During a long distance phone call to a friend in South america, the subject of men, relationships and love arose. My friend said (in her thick accent) "Don't worry darlink...all you need is 'appiness" I think this is what she meant….

A Special Love Rob Swales

How can I compare your beauty to other faces? You seduce me in the sunshine unashamedly, knowing I cannot look away....

Ass-A-Lin Suzie Jarrett

It's time you and me do some ass-a-lin" my friend told me one day "Excuse me?" I said. "Just what do you mean by this 'ass-a-lin' thing you say?"

Ballad Of A Farmer's Wife Pam Harris nee Moore

In me previous life well I was the wife of a farmer from Fogartys Creek. I was the type who did everything right: I was passive and placid and meek. There was nothin' to learn where he was concerned - just act as if he was a king (and keep sayin' 'no' when he fumbled below 'til I had me that little gold ring)......

First Date Janette Tickner

Do you remember what happened on your first date?

Have Some Madeira M'Dear Flanders and Swann

She was young, she was pure, she was new, she was nice, She was fair, she was sweet seventeen. He was old, he was vile, and no stranger to vice,....

I Am My Own Grandpa (Ex Top Ten) Author Unknown

Many, many years ago When I was twenty-three I got married to a widow Pretty as could be.

If I had a Rich Man Robyn Scott

If I had a rich man, Deiger deiger deidle deiger deidle deiger diedle dum, All day long I'd sit upon my bum, If I had a wealthy man … I … wouldn't have to work hard, ...

In The Garden Tad Lawson

"Who was she?" Eve demanded, But Adam laughed.

I Touch Your Hand... Joe Pamanian

You touch my hand and look at me. There is a message in your eyes .....

It Could Be Verse

Author Unknown

Last night I held a lovely hand, A hand so small and neat,....

Love Came Cautiously S. Sorrensen

like, at first, I tried not to notice her she was lovely, lovable, loved everybody loved her I didn't want to notice her ....

My Hubby the Ocker Janette Tickner

My hubby is an ocker of the worst kind - this is his story .....

My Phallic Lover Arcadia Flynn

You're the train inside my tunnel You're the finger in my glove You're the gear stick in my gearbox My god this must be love….

My Secret Valentine Helen Bennett

If you are a woman who has ever suffered the agonies of unrequited love and gone to absurd lengths to attract your man, then you have to read this!

Saga Love Bee Rawlinson

Love me when I'm old and shocking.

Sally Don't Bring No Roses Grahan Fredriksen

Sally don't bring no roses when she comes to visit me. The only thing she knows is how to play Monopoly....

Screamer's Ear Joe Pamanian

She worked an elevator in a city cinema Lifting punters to the circle seats upstairs .....

Someone Robyn Scott

Oh Hell! … I'm starting to think like a man, I'm considering the prospect of getting a wife, A someone to do all of those things, Mundane or trivial in my life,....

Teaser Sophie Jean

Hey! You! Yeah, you with that "I've got nearly enough on my plate but I'd like a serving of you dressed in nothing more than massage oil" look in your eyes.....

Thanks a Million Larry Webster

Her beauty took his breath away, Such outstanding charm and grace ....

The Answers In Your Coffee Jacqueline H Bridle

I've been to marriage guidance counsellors, I've had my tarot read, Observed the books on love and sex, and done all what they said. ....

The Argument T Wilson

It's nonsense I said As her codswallop hit my head and I fell to the ground your argument is flawed ....

The Lousy Rotten Bastard! Jacqueline H. Bridle

(Everyone's met this person at some time during their life)

The Mosquito Trap Charlee Marshall

In the far-off north of Queensland, a nostalgic, might-have-been’s land There’s a wild ferocious creature roams the sultry tropic night Making frequent depredation on each lonely outback station And creating consternation by the fierceness of its bite....

Vindication Bob Wombacher

My ex has found a guy, quite newly, As "perfect" as a man can be....

Water, Water........Here and There Sharon Ann

What is more romantic than sharing a bath with the one you love?

Wet And Wild (Ex Top Ten) Gay Liddington

Mountin'women like mountin' men!

While Watching The News Violet Volcano

N. A. T. O. accidentally killed Innocent civilians today I placed my hand on his knee ...

Wine and Beer Janette Tickner

This is a poem I wrote about my ocker hubby who loves his beer, shed, fishing and mates ....

Wrap Me In Chains (Ex Top Ten) Violet Volcano

Wrap me in chains. Clad me in leather Run the lawnmower over my hair Beat me as I do the dishes ..



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