Sex Poems

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Sex Poems

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A Guy's Job Emanuel Udrija

It's a quickie...enjoy!

A Sportin' LifeSteve Morris

Told from a woman's perspective, this poem introduces Marlene, an outwardly respectable woman with a dark secret!

BACKFIREMilton Taylor

It happened twenty years ago while travelling interstate Looking for a shearing job - the night was getting late. ...

Big Bad Barbie Robyn Scott

When I was at The Woodford Folk Festival, I bought a T-shirt that said, "I WANNA BE BARBIE, THE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING!" which inspired the following poem: ...

  Breathless MasterRevelation

I'm not too fit, I'll have you know I'm overweight and rather slow ....

Dinner At Sweetie's (Ex Top Ten) Arcadia Flynn

I had dinner with my sweetie At his home the other night I knew heu0092d make a special treat At least I hoped he might...

Estranged Robyn Scott

I accept that I'm abnormal, That is ... different from the rest, Unlike most other robots, I put normality to the test, Being born a female,...

Facts of Life Vivienne Ledlie

The father smiled to see his child come running to his side. "Please tell me, Daddy, what is meant by that word 'sex'" she cried.

Family Planning (Ex Top Ten) Stephen Cree

They stood on the bridge over the river K Y at its estuary to the Ovulant Sea...

Fornication Robyn Scott

SEX is a TRANSACTION, With emotional currency,...

Fun With FoodJennifer Buckland

Have you ever been Horny and hungry?

God's GiftSandy

There's one of these guys in every office, every pub, even in every supermarket..............

Go **** yourself (Meem 2) Paul Bearer

Could this be the perfect relationship? Cloning is never having to say sorry!

Itchy (Ex Top Ten)

Marco Gliori

An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said....

Mayor McCheese   Nykki Houtkooper

Have you had that one night stand from hell? The one that you didn't notch on your belt out of shame and sheer embarrassment? Here's the play-by-play of the night that will cause you to remember EVERYTHING all over again!

Mr. Jones' and his Wife   Jack Smith

A poem inspired by a line from a Jim Carey movie, an Arcadia Flynn poem, and a somewhat unrelated pesonal experience.

Panties (Ex Top Ten)   Roger Wooller

She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra a message that told him that he'd gone too far....

Pornography (Ex Top Ten) Wally (The Bear) Finch

This is my tale and I put it to rhyme About strange things for sale at Ekka time. About gullible fools who come to town And the conmen willing to take them down. It is called ...

Puppy Love Brian Bell

Dolores had been on her own for a while, since Herbie had cashed in his chips. Just lately, a friend gave Dolores a pup, returning a smile to her lips....

SEX!! Hari Kumar

SEX according to different age groups

Smouldering Sexy Sue Topoke

I was only trying to be nice, but she wanted to get to know me just a little bit more.

That Wasn't Funny Cupid! Megan O'Hare

I have always been a little prudish when it came to sexual encounters, however, this past Valentine's day I decided to give into my desires with the man I had been seeing for about a month only to find out that he is impotent!

The Blind Date Gay Liddington

Who said old ladies were past it?

The Dance of Love Arcadia Flynn

You put your right leg in, put your left leg out Put your long pink hairy dangly wobbly bit here and shake it all about Do the Karma Sutra and turn me on That's what it's all about ...

The Goddess In Me Robyn Scott

.If I were to stand naked in front of you, You'd probably cover your eyes, Yet, I am the incarnation of a Goddess, Despite sagging breasts and thunder thighs ...

The Good Sport Fred Curtis

A shame it was about old Bert, they said, A drinking man, a sport, a thoroughbred; He' d never meant ill to beast nor mankind And seldom would utter a word unkind....

The Man Not Taken akaPEACHES

With due respect to Robert Frost, I wrote this parody to extentuate consequences in the choices we makem

Timbuktu (Ex Top Ten) Unknown

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an uppercrust family -- well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word Timbuktu".

Wet And Wild (Ex Top Ten) Gay Liddington

Mountin'women like mountin' men!

While Watching The News Violet Volcano

N. A. T. O. accidentally killed Innocent civilians today I placed my hand on his knee ...

Young Men Robyn Scott

Young Men are delicious, Healthy, virile and strong, With smooth skin, a firm fleshy arse, And hair growing where it belongs. Somewhere between adolescence and a mid-life crisis,..




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