Old men have daily schedules, too!

All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men, A football team . League or Union . I don't mind, ...

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window I saw her standing there alone dressed up in her smalls.....

What do men and women REALLY do in the 'mile high club'?

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender ............

There's one of these guys in every office, every pub, even in every supermarket..............

Of course I love ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yur gorgeous I mean every single word ....

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.....

An alternative view on the pain caused by a trip to the dentist.

Does anyone else find it odd that male strippers even exist?

Can't live with them........

Mulligan's missus was big, fat and mean A cruel and ugly man-killing machine She's the type of woman you'd be looking for If you wanted mercenaries for a guerilla war

I have a fear of flying, Or anything to do with flight; Because of my anticipation, My will I sit down to write.

A face with a thousand wrinkles....

How can you doubt that I love you? Didn't I marry you, eh? And though I don't say it too often, I show it in all sorts of ways.....

Young boys get a kick out of seeing a girls underwear and will often try every trick in the book to do so.

This is it! Let the revolution begin. Down with too much 'Politically Correctness'. I wrote this poem as a parody on PC in answer to someone taking me to task for using a term of endearment all very, very innocent and funny I hope.

I was only trying to be nice, but she wanted to get to know me just a little bit more.

Square dancing has become very popular in the past couple of years, so I think it is time that everyone gets up on the floor, and does it MY way! So take your partners by the hand and.......

Prepubescent imagery. Empty, stupid eyes. Waif thin. Tyrannical. No fat. No body hair. No character, no love, no personality - no brain.....

Our beer Which art in bottles Hallowed be thy sport ...

As I stick my sweaty arm up the vagina of a cow ... ... I think of your moist, warm lips ... and wish you were here now. The warm and friendly feeling of a cow turd on the ground ... ... Reminds me of your gentle warmth I feel all year 'round.

This is in response to "The Fairer Sex" by Choochyface

Our Cash Which art on plastic Hallowed be thy name ...

The handbag is a rare delight, it's like Aladdin's cave, All sorts of things are hidden there, that females like to save, ....

It is greatly to my liking, To be a lusty Viking; Yes, that's the only life for me....

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee And I can justify Any shopping spree.....

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