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Special Occasions Poems

A Little Off, We Merkins Are Darby O'Grady

Americans have so little time to work!

  Carried Away Joel Bjorling

For the past two weeks, I've had breakfast at a local restaurant with a bat flying over my head. Not only that, there are ghosts, skeletons, and scarecrows. Bon appetite?

  Christmas Tradition Kathryn (Chris) Hamann

My father was Catholic of a true Irish strain It was a point of honour that from the first Sunday in Advent he never drew one sober breath The Lord was toasted / made welcome in every inn.

Dear Santa Robyn Scott

All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men, A football team . League or Union . I don't mind, ...

Fifty Something Shirley Friend

“Do you know...what day it is?” “Nope”...said my beau. “What's today?” “Well! If you can't remember”, I cried “I'm not gonna say. Well aren't you gonna ask me?” I insisted with a few tears. “Alright”, he said...”you're fifty today... and you have been for three or four years”. ...

Groundhog Daze Pamela Dow

A Pa. town is keeping a secret about one of our country's National Icons! How long have we as Americans been kept in the dark? Read about how, on that fateful day in February, their nasty little secret suddenly becomes exposed!

Ho! Ho! Ho! And Jingle Bells Robyn Scott

Ho! Ho! Ho! and Jingle Bells, What's all the fuss about? The rich food and the drinkies, Only inflame my bloody gout. ...

Jasmin's Birthday Arcadia Flynn

Thank you for the party Mum My birthday was such fun I know my friends will all come back When I have another one ….

Thank You William Church

For a "thank you" letter ….



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