Sport/Recreation Poems

Sport/Receation Poems

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Africa Arcadia Flynn

My sweetie's going to Africa He leaves on Friday night I've told him…have a real good time As he prepares for flight I'll be alright! ....

Albert and The Morris Dancers Peter Booker

The continuing story of young Albert Ramsbottom and some people he met on a trip to Blackpool.

Alvaston's Ashes Neil O'Hara-Smith

An English cricket fan's last hope...

And Murphy Raised His Head Helen Iles

There's a saying said when things go wrong, and go wrong more and more, It's said the most by fatalists - they call it 'Murphy's Law'.

Beach Bum Blues Gideon Werds

A Beach-O-Reno of a Time

Between Holes Paul Wilkinson

What could be more relaxing than a day on the golf course?...

Climb Every Mountain T Wilson

That Julie Andrews...don't take her advice.

Country Music

John Pickersgill

Can't stand that country music......

Early Morning Jog

The Guru

Well I have survived my second morning of jogging. "But the lungs aren't what they used to be, my esophagus is tighter than my arse."

Flycaster Lore DrWryme

For fly fishing, use tiny hooks, because all flies have dainty mugs......

Grandpa's Ode to Golf Harry Adler

I take such graceful practice swings and visualize the ball ....

I Don't Believe In Fish Anymore Ephraim Crud

Armed with a rod in a boat on a pond wonderin' 'why?' when I'm not at all fond of fishin' and wishin'

It Could Be Verse

Author Unknown

Last night I held a lovely hand, A hand so small and neat,....

Ladies Prayer Author Unknown

Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the lord My shape to keep.

Me Swimmin' Days Mick Fleming

Our starting blocks were wooden crates we rescued from the fire. Our lanes ropes were just some second hand part roll used barb wire.

Nude Bootscoot'n Dorothy B. West

The Western gear Bootscooters wore seemed set for evermore Until the night some sailor boys stepped on Australia's shore. They heard a band and dapping hands and went to join the fun...

One Ugly Dog Wally Finch

"Davo" Davidson had a dog that was the meanest thing around. No one knew what breed he was. We just called him "that mongrel hound" ...

Pin Head Jack (Ex Top Ten) Tony Strauss

A rather fishy tale!!!

Skiing Phillip Mitchell

Skiing is the most expensive way of guaranteeing a trip to the hospital at some point.

Square Dance Time Topoke

Square dancing has become very popular in the past couple of years, so I think it is time that everyone gets up on the floor, and does it MY way! So take your partners by the hand and.......

Tennis Trouble David J O'Sullivan

Tennis never was my sport, But I love to watch them playing; Swinging hard an arm and racquet, Such natural skills displaying....

The Fisherman Of Mordialloc Creek Fred Curtis

Old Charlie liked his fishing near as much As quaffing beer and swapping yarns and such And telling tales of fish that got away And fish that he will catch some other day.

The Golfing Phenomenon Jay

I shot sixty six today; everything seemed to click.

The Saga of the Golf Ball Diane Merchant

The poem was written in remembrance of all the golf balls I have hit many times.

The Story of Panhandle Pete, Part 1 Sheila Malone

While Hippy Ron built gear, Pelican Bob went for beer And, of course, the rest of the supplies. Pete and Sam went along, too-they had some other things to do To be ready to leave by sunrise.

The Sun Worshipper Michael Potter

I sit and pen this little poem, About two people. You might know 'em. Lyn's sixteen, sexy.
Yes - curvaceous, ....

The Truth of Cricket John Kidd

Often in my hearing, it's been said by seers and mystics, Lies are only lies but statistics are damn statistics. I once heard a great man say to a man, "You want to know about cricket?...

The Warrahben Annual Cup Helen Iles

It was Warrahben in the month of May, the time for the picnic meet. The town was full of city folk, it was them they had to beat. They'd come up from the Big Smoke in their great big flashy cars ...

The Wingman's Lament D C Nelson

Every football code has its wingmen and while this poem relates to Aussie Rules in particular, we can all relate to the dilemma

When Comedy Goes Wrong Angela Convery

Comedian falters, his mike hits the floor. Half of the patrons make tracks for the door. He has no back-up-plan; can't think of a thing....

Who's In Control Angela Convery

Each evening we settle to watch the TV, to see all the 'soaps' would be heaven for me. I guess all the cliffhangers and love every one, but in the middle of 'Corrie' I see BBC1 ! ...

Wimbordem Joe Earl

I don't understand that Wimbledon game - the one that's played by a couple in pain,...



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