My sweetie's going to Africa He leaves on Friday night I've told him…have a real good time As he prepares for flight I'll be alright! ....

The continuing story of young Albert Ramsbottom and some people he met on a trip to Blackpool.

An English cricket fan's last hope...

There's a saying said when things go wrong, and go wrong more and more, It's said the most by fatalists - they call it 'Murphy's Law'.

A Beach-O-Reno of a Time

What could be more relaxing than a day on the golf course?...

That Julie Andrews...don't take her advice.

Country Music

Can't stand that country music......

Early Morning Jog

Well I have survived my second morning of jogging. "But the lungs aren't what they used to be, my esophagus is tighter than my arse."

For fly fishing, use tiny hooks, because all flies have dainty mugs......

I take such graceful practice swings and visualize the ball ....

Armed with a rod in a boat on a pond wonderin' 'why?' when I'm not at all fond of fishin' and wishin'

It Could Be Verse

Last night I held a lovely hand, A hand so small and neat,....

Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the lord My shape to keep.

Our starting blocks were wooden crates we rescued from the fire. Our lanes ropes were just some second hand part roll used barb wire.

The Western gear Bootscooters wore seemed set for evermore Until the night some sailor boys stepped on Australia's shore. They heard a band and dapping hands and went to join the fun...

"Davo" Davidson had a dog that was the meanest thing around. No one knew what breed he was. We just called him "that mongrel hound" ...

A rather fishy tale!!!

Skiing is the most expensive way of guaranteeing a trip to the hospital at some point.

Square dancing has become very popular in the past couple of years, so I think it is time that everyone gets up on the floor, and does it MY way! So take your partners by the hand and.......

Tennis never was my sport, But I love to watch them playing; Swinging hard an arm and racquet, Such natural skills displaying....

Old Charlie liked his fishing near as much As quaffing beer and swapping yarns and such And telling tales of fish that got away And fish that he will catch some other day.

I shot sixty six today; everything seemed to click.

The poem was written in remembrance of all the golf balls I have hit many times.

While Hippy Ron built gear, Pelican Bob went for beer And, of course, the rest of the supplies. Pete and Sam went along, too-they had some other things to do To be ready to leave by sunrise.

I sit and pen this little poem, About two people. You might know 'em. Lyn's sixteen, sexy.
Yes - curvaceous, ....

Often in my hearing, it's been said by seers and mystics, Lies are only lies but statistics are damn statistics. I once heard a great man say to a man, "You want to know about cricket?...

It was Warrahben in the month of May, the time for the picnic meet. The town was full of city folk, it was them they had to beat. They'd come up from the Big Smoke in their great big flashy cars ...

Every football code has its wingmen and while this poem relates to Aussie Rules in particular, we can all relate to the dilemma

Comedian falters, his mike hits the floor. Half of the patrons make tracks for the door. He has no back-up-plan; can't think of a thing....

Each evening we settle to watch the TV, to see all the 'soaps' would be heaven for me. I guess all the cliffhangers and love every one, but in the middle of 'Corrie' I see BBC1 ! ...

I don't understand that Wimbledon game - the one that's played by a couple in pain,...