Of The Bulge Barbara
start a new one Monday", we've heard it all before, but if I don't really
start one soon I won't make it through the door. I start with good intentions
of that I can't deny, I'm getting fatter by the hour, I'll really have
of those wonderful crash diets??! The true facts of dieting !
rhyming spoof about what the dreaded 'E' word did NOT do for yours truly!
phooey!... I'm a failure as a Fairy, I need to go to a Fairy Fat Farm,
Or maybe to "June Dally Watkin's", To revitalise my faulty Fairy charms.
For Thought Barbara
we women feel the need to diet for men!
read of the dangers to our health from BAD eating habits and THEN they
publish the most dreamy recipes that we just CANNOT deny ourselves.
retiring, I'm often annoyed By dilettante students of Freud...
on a Midnight Raid Mary
apologies to Alfred Lord Tennyson: Half a loaf, half a loaf, / Half a
loaf onward. / All in the belly at once, / Toasted and buttered.
fat ? It's not you!
To The After Baby Dieter
lighthearted, encouraging poem including sprinkles of humor for mothers
who are working to rid themselves of the weight that likes to linger after
having a baby! Bound to put a spring in your step and a boost toward your
Losing Game Tess
got to lose a kilogram Me buttonholes are stretching And when I bend down
in me shorts Me rear end aint so fetching ...
diet we're about to endure, but this time we'll do it, of that we are
The Month After Christmas Author
the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit
me, not even a blouse.
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