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Maid For Me

You're the sand in my cement
We're Burton and Taylor
( Before Burton went )
You're all the blue ones in my smarties
You're the unopposed ruler of all my parties

You're the H and the 2 in my H2O
You're all that makes my garden grow
We're Bergman and Bogart
You're the go in my go-cart
In my livelong day you are the glo

In my Czech republic you're tha Tatra
To my Antony, the Cleopatra
I'm a compendium, you play games in me
Your carry-on brings out the Sid James in me.

You're the oxygen in my atmosphere
The Cindy to my Richard Gere
You're all the hours on my clock
You're the vin in which I cook my coq.

Copyright; Tony Lupton

 

 



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