Introduction

Does anyone else find it odd that male strippers even exist?

Male Stripper

Could someone explain to my satisfaction
How a man can strip naked and be paid for this action
Who pulled this stunt first claiming it was a dance
Men are arrested everyday for taking off their pants
And by all means correct me if I'm wrong
But balls don't belong on the other side of a thong
And I believe every man should eat a bullet
That charges five bucks to tug on his mullet
Don't get me wrong, I like sleeveless rayon
But gold chains and cutt-offs were meant to stay on
Now this is a double standard that women will trash
But male plus giration should not equal cash
But if they're still tipping and women are whores
Then grease me up Rico cause I'm dropping my drawers

Copyright; Matt Haught
Email: kdahlberg1213@home.com