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Men In Toolbelts

For some all it takes is a man in the sack
but a man in a toolbelt is my aphrodisiac
The sight of that belt as it hangs off his hip
makes me lose my composure I can't get a grip

I pretend it's his mind I'm focused upon
But it's really his hammer that has me turned on
Men without toolbelts are really quite dull
My man wears a toolbelt or nothing at all

Copyright; Donna Vickodil

 

 



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