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Introduction

There are thousands of recognised phobias that make life hell for millions of people in the world.

Some phobias are less common than others: Arachibutyrophobiacs have an irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouths, kathisophobics will not sit down and metrophobics would not visit this site.

They are terrified of poetry!

Mysophobia

Mysophobia is the fear of poo
and if I were to suffer
I'd scream on sight of dog dirt
and never wipe my chuffer.

Copyright; Stephen Cree
Email: thuddingmushrooms@btinternet.com
Web Site:
http://whyfronts.tripod.com/stupidpoetry

 



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