If you get caught out, just blame someone else!
Don't you look under my matress mama,
You don't know what you will see.
Those books of bare naked women mama,
Belong to my brother, -- and not to
I did not even know they were there,
Honest, -- I've never even had a quick look.
If I had known such stuff existed,
To the rubbish dump the whole lot
I'd have took.
I agree with YOU, -- It's horrid and rude,
They should be made to put on their clothes.
Just you give them all to me mama,
And into the bin I'll make
sure the lot goes.
That filth you found is really disgusting,
Just wait till I find my young brother.
I'll kick his bum, and poke his eye,
You can count on me, --- yes you
I would NEVER read such horrible trash,
Naked young girls are a terrible sight.
It's not me, -- but your other son Hector,
Who drools over them every
Just give them here, -- give them to me,
You won't see the things any more.
They are crude and rude and perverted,
Hector must read them behind his
Mama, Mama, have you gone downstairs,
I think she has, -- I thought I was in for a spanking.
Gee whizz, that was close, -- I nearly got caught,
let's get back down to some serious wanking!