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New Life

When you were born
you looked so cute
all dressed up in
your birthday suit.

Before you had
been home a week
we noticed that
you'd sprung a leak.

You slept all day
and cried all night--
as soon as we
turned off the light.

To keep you quiet
in your bed
we stuck a diaper
on your head.

Copyright; The Poet
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