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Introduction

Internet Marketing: It can really stink.

New Marketing: Still Broke

I'm not a person prone to hype
When I hear hype, I start to gripe
So MLMs, beware my "cripe!"
I'm not your "sucker born each minute" type.


Not long ago, the time was ripe
For striking riches via GIPE*
Now diveth markets, and such tripe
Has leaned FFAt Midas' body type

So, "Millionaires" who share their pipe
A piece of prosper, ponti-wipe
The laugh's on you who hunt for snipe
Like Me: I'm Broke. My card?

Won't swipe!

*Generation of Interactive Programming Environments.

So THERE. TRUST me next time.

Copyright; Bill Allen
Email: outbroker@comcast.net
Web Site:
http://mydeas.com

 

 



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