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Why do we have them? I dunno...

Nipples

Men's' nipples have no purpose
a complete waste of skin
they hurt when chums pull on them
and shrink when soaked in gin.

The navel is of little worth
just a knot betwixt the hips
but it's very useful, holding salt
when I'm naked eating chips.

Copyright; Stephen Cree
Email: thuddingmushrooms@btinternet.com
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