Introduction

"Nappies are important to a family for a limited period of time. Textbooks are useful if you're a student of course. If you're not it doesn't really affect you much.

I don't know that removing the GST of women's sanitary products is going to change a vote at all. And you only die once. So really this is a very small percentage of the GST." ...hmmm...a pretty big loophole, though...

Oh, Amanda!

Amanda, you've broken my heart!
I'm plunged into deep misery.
You've told me I only die once
Then I can't pay no more GST!

I longed for a life so eternal
From these mortal chains to be free
With only one purpose in mind -
Keep paying that sweet GST!

Our schools don't need teachers or halls
Or computers and technology
The best thing our schools' ever had -
John told us - that grand GST!

So Mandy, please say it's not true
Succumb to my desperate plea,
I'll never ever tax your love
If you let me pay my GST.

Copyright; David Peetz
Email: davidpeetz@yahoo.com.au