Introduction

This was written for a friend who had a terrible shock one morning.......

OMIGOD

Shaving and washing is such a bore
I usually gaze at the door and the floor
This morning I got such a horrible fright
An alien sprouting appeared overnight.

Losing my hair, I truly expect
Like nuking my liver from years of neglect
But this is something that passes the pale
I'm rushing at lightspeed to feeble and frail.

I've borrowed my Ma's best pair of tweezers
This just doesn't happen to leary 'young' geezers
With trembling hands and a great deal of care
I'll rip out my first sodding grey pubic hair.

Copyright; Bee Rawlinson
Email: bee_rawlinson@hotmail.com