It was love at first sight The moment I laid eyes on him I knew he was the one for me.
You turn me on, you handsome hunk
With your sunken, hairless chest
In your skinny white arms
I feel safe from all harm
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Your beard is long and full of crumbs
From all the fast food there you've dropped
And with your big sloppy kiss,
I know the meaning of bliss
Oh stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Your face is a gift from above
And as your one glass eye
Tries to wink, I just sigh
I'm in love, love, love, love, love!
I've always wanted a man with a hairy back
And yours goes right to your bum
And your fat in its folds
Gives me more of you to hold
Oh yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
My senses you tease with your burps and your farts
I've never smelt this way before
And because you don't shower
It lasts for hours and hours
Oh more, more, more, more, more!
I love with a passion your almost bald head
With the hairs combed across there just so
And your big wooden leg
Propped up next to the bed
Makes me go, go, go, go, go!
Your dress sense is awesome, a sight to behold
In your stubbies, singlet, thongs, the lot
As you walk down the street
Bum hanging out, it's a treat
Oh I'm so hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
When we're doin' it my most favourite bit
Is the wobble in your beer belly pod
Then after a minute
You're all done and finished
oh god, god, god, god, god!
You've been through a lot in your forty odd years
You've caught every god damned disease
Been broken and torn
Battered and worn
So please, please, please, please, please
Take me tonight as we cuddle real close
As our bits rub together once more
Know that you're in my heart
Every funny, ugly, fat, wobbly, hairy, smelly part
I'm yours, yours, yours, yours, yours
Copyright; Arcadia Flynn
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