Introduction

I had two hamsters once. The male was Gorbachee, and the Female was Falatio (I thought it was an Italian name). When I was out of hamster food once, I gave them shredded wheat for a change. It expanded in their stomachs and killed them both. I felt kinda bad.

Pet Problem

My hamster has the hiccups
I think it's rather funny
His oscilating diaphragm
Below his little tummy.

My hamster has the hiccups
Which he didn't have before
My hamster has the hiccups---POP!
He doesn't anymore.

Copyright; Dave Larson
Email: hemightbeagiant@yahoo.com

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Introduction I had two hamsters once. The male was Gorbachee, and the Female was Falatio (I thought it was an Italian name). When I was out of hamster food once, I gave them shredded wheat for a change. It expanded in their stomachs and killed them both. I felt kinda bad.

Pet Problem

Introduction

I had two hamsters once. The male was Gorbachee, and the Female was Falatio (I thought it was an Italian name). When I was out of hamster food once, I gave them shredded wheat for a change. It expanded in their stomachs and killed them both. I felt kinda bad.