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Nipped and tucked,stretched and sucked...? I don't think so! Read on.

Plastic Absurdity

It seems quite absurd to me
These women spending money
On plastic surgery.

They say to make them look younger,
But who are they kidding
I wonder?

To be nipped and tucked
Stretched and sucked,
Pinned and padded
Bits removed or added,

To end up looking like a figurine!
(I think it quite obscene)

Would you not agree,
That a woman should be seen
In all her true femininity?

Who cares her body tells a story-
It just enhances her womanly glory.

Would you rather snuggle
With someone warm and soft to feel,
Knowing all of her loveliness is really real?

Or lie beside a 'Barbie' where-
She's hard and plastic
(And not all there!)

I just say don't fix
What needn't be mended,
Leave alone to how
Mother Nature intended.

Copyright; Indigo Malone
Email: monpetitpois1963@aol.com
Web Site: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/shakingdonuts2/myhomepage/poetry.html

 

 



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