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A Portfolio of Men to Sell

To win a man's heart and mind.
You must think of them like shares.
Playing the stock market of men.
Can be but a trading affair.

They are useless when they are down!
Heaven when they are up!
To find another you must call all around.
Do your research as such.

But maybe the best advice.
Is to have more than one stock.
Because when one is down.
The other is usually up!

Copyright; Alan Anthony Moody

 

 



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