Funny Poems

Private Play

When I was a little boy
Snuggled safe in bed
They said I should play with my soldiers
If I wanted to get ahead

I looked down at my soldiers
Generals and Majors and said
Sod the higher orders
(And I played with my privates instead!)

Copyright; Alan Corkish
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