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Introduction

Don't be a fool, it's most uncool Your only *

Puntuation

A lass not wed who shares her bed
May soon have worries myriad
Within her mind
If she should find
She's somehow missed her .

If you have had colostomy
It needs no sage nor solon
To tell you that you
Must now make do
With just a ;

Cops, it's best, when you arrest,
To stop and carefully frisk.
Don't be a fool
It's most uncool
Your only *

A speaker may pause simply because
He wants to increase the drama.
But his speech will be hash
If he pauses a --
When all that he needs is a ,

Copyright; Tad Lawson
Email: tagady@aol.com

 

 



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