Introduction

A true story...honest

Pussy In Tights

Oh dear...I am in such distress
My pussy is in a right mess
She bites off her fur, which is causing a stir
So I covered her up in a dress

"Oh no" I hear most of you growl
Treating her like that is just foul
But what can I do, with her legs black and blue
So I bandaged her up in a towel

Now that didn't work...nor a sock
Repairing her legs is a crock
I know what I'll do, cut me pantyhose in two
As I hear all you cat lovers mock

So I shovelled her paws through the gap
As my energy levels did sap
Got into a knot, with 'em stuck up her bott
Coz the gusset stopped her from a cr..p

Well, I have been laughing...two nights
And I shouldn't make jokes, not by rights
But the funniest view, as I'm doubled in two
Is the sight of my pussy in tights

Copyright; Samantha M Jones
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