Introduction This is part of the famous Flag Day series, quoted on Flag Day cards all throughout Southwest
It was Flatuation, I know **** ****(Parapharased from an old song named FASCINATION-----The line actually says, "She had nine buttons on her nightgown, but she could only
Random Thoughts on Passing Gas
Farts are our friends.....immediate ease; They're sort of like a rectal sneeze. Lightning's a meterological wonder, But angel farts produces
thunder. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But a bowl of beans keeps the world at bay. Gas passed in silence is an expartee; Who's the farter, and who's the
Dinosaur farts were damn distinct; That's what made 'em become ex-stinked. Anarctic penquins are cool because Their farts don't smell until they
thaws. You now have my views, and nothing more On this flatulent Flag Day, '94.