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This occured to me after a visit by
some religious types :)

Rocky

Our Rocky he`s a cattle dog ,
He`s coloured black and blue,
He always lays around asleep
till work he has to do.
Two preacher's came walking up our path,
to sell their line of spiel.
They told me of their one true god,
and did it with some zeal.
At last they left just one sheep short,
They headed for the gate,
And then one stopped to look about,
c`os Rocky`d bit his mate.
I thought to drive old Rocky off,
with whip and curses rare,
I cracked the whip and yelled a lot,
But terrified the pair.
They thought the devil on their trail,
This dog and madman too,
They leapt in a Ford and did set sail,
In a cloud of smoke so blue.

Copyright; Don Johnson
Email: djohnson@gil.com.au
Web Site: http://home.gil.com.au/~djohnson

 

 



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