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Sleeping Beauty

The TV wouldn't bloody work, I thought that I would die,
when hubby piped up come to bed, with a twinkle in his eye.

I thought my luck had changed for sure, as I followed him to bed,
be a good girl and put on the black and not the red.

So I dashed off for a shower and came out smelling like a rose,
I only hoped he liked it and wouldn't screw up his nose.

Resplendent in my little black number and smelling somewhat sweet,
I couldn't wait for very long for our yearning bodies to meet.

He lay relaxed upon the bed, a better body I'd never spied,
my aching loins awoken now and all my senses cried.

Take me darling love me, to me you are so dear,
give me all you have to give, don't leave me standing here.

But all he did was lay there, not one sound or peep,
the rotten sod was tired and had gone off straight to sleep.

Copyright; Barbara Warnock



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