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I was only trying to be nice, but she wanted to get to know me just a little bit more.

Smouldering Sexy Sue

I only asked her if she was okay,
she looked at me and started to cry.
"No-one's ever asked me that before"
I honestly couldn't understand why.

I only asked her if she wanted to dance,
she looked at me and burst into tears,
"No-one's ever asked me that before"
Then she went up to the bar for some beers.

I only asked her to hold onto my hand,
she looked at me and started to bubble.
"No-one's ever asked me that before"
Her mum had told her she'd only get into trouble.

I only asked her if I could kiss her,
She looked at me and started to weep.
"No-one's ever wanted to do that before"
I didn't realize that still waters run deep.

I only asked if I could feel her breast,
she looked at me and started to sob.
"No-one's ever wanted to feel them before"
then she thrust the thing right into my gob.

She only asked me to take her to bed,
I thought, 'no-one's ever asked ME that before.'
she couldn't wait ------ she ripped off my clothes,
and ravished me... there on the dance floor !!!!!

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