Introduction

Square dancing has become very popular in the past couple of years, so I think it is time that everyone gets up on the floor, and does it MY way! So take your partners by the hand and.......

Square Dance Time

Take your partners by the hand,
Two fat ladies, or a man.
Don't sit down there anymore,
Get your arse up on the floor.

Stick your finger up her nose,
Whip her bottom with a hose.
Swing the girl round and round,
Make that stupid 'YEEEHAAR' sound.

Grab your partner by her tits,
Look in her hair for some nits.
Poke a finger in her ear,
Send her to the bar for some beer.

Kiss her left cheek, then her right,
Pull up her pants and say, 'ALL RIGHT!"
Swing the girl a round and round,
Make that silly 'YEEEHAAARR' sound.

Now change partners, one - two - three,
Throw all your money up at me.
Slap that Frenchman on his face,
Then jump into a pillow case.

Swing the girl a-round and round,
Make that silly 'YEEEHAAARRR' sound.
Slap her face with a haddock,
Tell her she looks like Fanny Craddock.

Punch the person nearest you,
Tell them they smell like the loo.
Swing the girl round and round,
And make that crazy 'YEEEEHHHAAAARRR!" sound.

Pull the laces out your shoe,
Do a fart and follow through.
Swing a cat above your head,
Then go and paint the mans' hearse red.

Take off your clothes and have some fun,
Fill your mouth with a sticky bun.
Swing that woman round and round,
Make that wicked 'YEEEHHAAAARR' sound.

Stick your head up someones dress,
Spill your beer and make a mess.
Trip up the person on your right,
Challenge your granny to a fight.

Swing your partner round and round,
And make that evil 'YYYEEEEEHHAAAARRRR' sound.
Tickle yourself until you laugh,
Drink all the water in your bath.

Go to the moon, and then come back,
Try to put an elephant into a sack.
Swing your partner around and round,
And make that stupid 'YYYEEEEEHHAAAAARRRRRRRR' sound!

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