Swiss-Army Mother

Roll up roll up!!!!
A moment of your time,
I have a new commodity
And it won't cost you a dime

It Cooks
It cleans
It vacuums
It mops
This amazing new model
Well it never stops

It does beds
It does bathrooms
It does lawns
It does gutters
And you don't have to listen
To a word that it utters

It computes and concrete's
And will service you car.
I'm telling you, you need one,
Whoever you are!

At the click of your fingers
It will adapt and evolve.
There is no problem this
Little number can't solve

It even does homework
And bandages knees
All with the same
Command: A firm please

It's coating impervious
Shiny and bright
Will work through the day
And be on call all night

Its the thinking mans tool box
The spanner for the job,
The deluxe model, you'll find,
Even polishes knobs.

It dices and slices and dusts and trims
It is there to cater to all of your whims
I'st technician mechanic landscaper and more
I tell you, you won't find this one in a store

It's better than your girlfriend
Better than your wife
And you'd better believe it is sharp as a knife
Iron in one hand mouse in the other
The totally adaptable
Swiss-Arm-Mother!!!!

Copyright; Denise Hobbs
Email: denise@spyderworks.fnq.net
Web Site: The Jaz Trap http://www.spyderworks.fnq.net/home