Introduction

People who rhyme are giving something to 90% of the population. The other 10% can go read their degrees... I'm not bitter, really I'm not.

Take That!!

I've written so many nice poems,
almost every one of them rhymes.
Each one that's submitted to publishers and mags
get rejected each and every time.

But I cannot blame the editors,
for the problem lies squarely with me.
They have total control of what people will read,
these Masters with the Fine Arts degree.

It seemed like the bleakest of times for me.
I was about to change how I write.
Then I came across a site called "funnypoets.com"
and now my work finally sees the light.

So the Masters can all snub their noses at me,
from their thrones with their fine writing staff.
For I no longer seek their approval,
I've found this place where I make people laugh!

Copyright; John Scunziano