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Taking Stock

Counting cows from a moo-ving train
Can blow your mind and fry your brain.
We're sure to find a better way
To cattle-log those beasts some day.
But one solution comes to mind;
No udder method need you find.
Count all the hooves,
While keeping score;
Then add 'em up, divide by four.

Copyright; Bob Wombacher
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