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I have always been a little prudish when it came to sexual encounters, however, this past Valentine's day I decided to give into my desires with the man I had been seeing for about a month only to find out that he is impotent!

That Wasn't Funny Cupid!

Cupid's aim was off tonight
It seems he missed my heart
That pointy stick had soared in plight
The archer hit the wrong body part.

Soon all my rules were set aside
For a moment of passion in haste
And casual sex I could now abide
But he was broken below the waist!

Was cupid on crack when he aimed his dart?
Did he think that I wouldn't mind?
He had served me with quite an intriguing start
But his impotency soon I did find!

I tried in vain to boost his his pride?
You see, I was hot and surely bothered
'Twas downhill when his pants began to slide
Could it be me? I certainly pondered!

When all else failed I offered him a ride
And he left due to lack of endurance
So next year dear Cupid, I pray thee to find
Me a match of much better performance!

Copyright; Megan O'Hare
Email: Meganl1125@aol.com

 

 



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