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The Actress

I tried to take up acting, it really was a curse
I practised my delivery...I should've been a nurse
Standing on centre stage, I tried to exit left
Fell over all the furniture, the director was bereft
I know I'm no Dame Judy Dench, or even Judy Loe
But every actor has the dream of a smash hit Broadway show
Then all those non believers would flock to me in hordes
I'd be the greatest actress to ever tread the boards
Alas I'm only dreaming, myself I will console
'til Wednesday comes around and I sign on the dole

Copyright; Samantha M Jones
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