Introduction

(To the tune of 'The Hokey Pokey')

The Dance of Love

You put your right leg in, put your left leg out
Put your long pink hairy dangly wobbly bit here
and shake it all about
Do the Karma Sutra and turn me on
That's what it's all about

Do the Kama Sutra, Do the Kama Sutra
Do the Kama Sutra, That's what it's all about

Now roar like a lion, growl like a bear
Pant and breathe and huff and puff
but don't put it in there
Do the Tantric Rhythm and turn me on
That's what it's all about

Do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tantric Rhythm
Do the Tantric Rhythm, That's what it's all about

Now don't you dare ejaculate, it's time to hold it in
I know it's been six months now
But to let go is a sin
Do the Tao Lovers and turn me on
That's what it's all about

Do the Tao Lovers, Do the Tao Lovers
Do the Tao Lovers, That's what it's all about

You put it all in, you pull it all out
In out in out
Then scream and cry and shout
Then fall asleep on top of me that doesn't turn me on
He's got no clue what it's all about

Do the Aussie Quickie, Do the Aussie Quickie
Do the Aussie Quickie, He's got no clue what it's all about

Do the Kama Sutra, do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tao Lovers
That's what it's all about!

Copyright; Arcadia Flynn