   Introduction I looked in the mirror I wasn't yet dead My scary reflection said I was unwell Was I drunk or sick I really couldn't tell Last night's function wasn't all that grand But I woke up with a sharp pain In my right hand I didn't really drink that much although I did fall down But I wasn't drunk honestly Just acting the clown I seem to remember a goldfish in a bowl And I think I drank the water And swallowed goldie whole It's not all that disgusting a bit like Sushi in a drink And I'm telling you for nothing I don't care what people think The lipstick on my collar could suggest a little romp But my blue and black left eye Suggests I may have copped a thump Oh yes now I remember that gorgeous young brunette And her boyfriend the boxer And his shiny red Corvette I think I sung a song or two for all the special guests But from what I can remember Not a single soul impressed Then again the Sex Pistols are not for everyone By the time I'd finished singing The old Minister had gone Now I know I should remember what this party was about And I'm feeling rather guilty Of this there is no doubt It is known to all and sundry that I like to do my thing Oh god now I remember Yesterday was ......My Wedding. Copyright; Amin Sane
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