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This Will Change Your Life Forever

I've invented a new word
It's fun and it's free
A four lettered miracle
As soon you will see

You can use it in private
Or tell all your friends
It's not overbearing
It never condescends

This one single syllable
Will change your whole life
Make you very popular
Get you a new wife

People will flock to you
Just to hear this new word
You'll be revered and honoured
Wherever it's heard

You'll never be poor again
For people will pay
To listen to you
And the word that you say

It will elate you, amuse you
Enchant and beguile
Learn it and you'll have
A PERMANENT smile

It's funny, it's wonderful
You'll never look back
This one, single word
Will give you all that you lack

So now, it's time to reveal it
Ready or not
My new word is...

Oh ****, I forgot!

Copyright; Paul Bearer
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