Introduction

I was at the Woodford Folk Festival in 1996 and feeling like I didn't quite fit in but I was trying...

Trainee

I'm a trainee vegetarian
I eat rice
It's nice...with curried beef
I'm a trainee vegetarian

I'm a trainee feminist
I keep men in their place...
or my place is fine sometimes
I'm a trainee feminist

I'm a trainee hippie
I'm into dope...
nope, not to smoke,
but to give to my friends so they'll like me...
(it makes me cough)
I'm a trainee hippie

I'm a trainee sensitive new age woman - a SNAW
I meditate, ovulate, levitate, masturbate, gravitate, hallucinate and
sanitate my effluence back into the earth
I'm a trainee sensitive new age woman

I'm a trainee poet
Not a Leo, but a Pisces - do I show it?
Inspired by what you guys say
Have I done OK?
I'm a trainee poet

So if you see me, trying to be me -
the trainee lacto ovo vego femo hippo poet
and you have any ideas to share...
I'll be sitting over there.

Copyright; Arcadia Flynn
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