Introduction

Read about a girl named Julia who couldn't control her flatulence

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There she sat, at the front of the class
A girl who couldn't control her grumbling arse
The teacher commenced the students' dictation
While Julia sat with fart constipation

When all drew silent and the students were working
Julia's bowels began twisting and jerking
She looked at the roof to avoid any attention
But the noise was so loud of her gas retention

It wouldn't let up and it heightened its screams
A puff of hot air that would split her pant seems
She could feel the eyes watching of those sitting up back
If only it would seep softly from her quivering bum crack

But it was not to be for this poor young child
For the noise that came out made a bomb sound mild!
She parted her legs and held her breath tight
She didn't want to give anyone a fright

But when it finally came to the big Kaboom!
The sound of a war plane filled the room
The tables and chairs were all over the place
While a weary look crossed the teacher's wind blown face

But the worst was yet to come from what had been heard
As a putrid gas seeped round, that smelt like a turd
It filled windows with fog and made paint on walls peel
When the teacher came to, she felt surreal

An emission of gas that had killed nearly every soul
Had widened the size of the ozone hole
As the police, fire brigade and ambulance arrived
They asked for statements from those who survived

And when they found out who broke the rules
They arrested a 9 year old girl named…..Jules!

Copyright; Jules Gooles