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Introduction
Here
are two limericks. After suffering a bit of a guilt trip brought on by
the sexist tone of the first, I decided to write the second in order to
re-align myself with the more politically correct reader.
Two
Limericks
There
was a young man from Majorca
whose bird was an absolute corker.
Her curvaceous figure
filled him with vigour
and thrills as he managed to pork 'er.
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There
was a young man from Majorca
whose 'friend' was a marvellous talker.
The range of her knowledge
proved hard work in college
but he didn't cease porkin' the corker.
Copyright;
Stephen
Cree
Email:
thuddingmushrooms@btinternet.com
Web Site: http://whyfronts.tripod.com/stupidpoetry
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