Introduction

Here are two limericks. After suffering a bit of a guilt trip brought on by the sexist tone of the first, I decided to write the second in order to re-align myself with the more politically correct reader.

Two Limericks

There was a young man from Majorca
whose bird was an absolute corker.
Her curvaceous figure
filled him with vigour
and thrills as he managed to pork 'er.

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There was a young man from Majorca
whose 'friend' was a marvellous talker.
The range of her knowledge
proved hard work in college
but he didn't cease porkin' the corker.

Copyright; Stephen Cree
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