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Having an out of town relationship makes time spent together so precious. Such a waste of water and fun when one has to take them alone. I wrote this to him so that we could enjoy "alone" baths together! And by the way...alone or together, my "rescued pound pup" must hang his head over the bath and lick the bubbles!

Water, Water........Here and There

A bath for you and a bath for me
A waste of water is what I see.
How much nicer to be together
and forget about the nasty weather

Scrub our fronts and then our backs
And buy our soap in budget packs.
So much water we would save
Enough to afford a luxurious cave.

With all our cash we'd have fine plumbing
and never think that we were slumming.
We could relax, soak and drink fine wine
Laugh and joke and have a wonderful time.

Instead you take your bath right there
mine is here, does not seem so very fair
So our water bills are doubled up
and I share my bath with just my pup.

Winter is coming and thoughts stay warm
in knowing baths can keep out the storm
So let us dream of soap and oils
and soaking together as passion boils.

Copyright; Sharon Ann
Email: shar2trvl@hotmail.com

 

 



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