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What The Women's Liberatoinists
and Lady Scientists Are Really Up To

Who did you say you were?
King of the world!
Oh, I'm so sorry sir
You're no longer of any use here
Jake the fake with the extra leg
Stalker with a stalk
You see;
We've got huge frozen vats
Of liquid nitrogen
And lovely glass test tubes
And we can breed x's
And dress them in little
Pink flowery pantsuits
Make them all with golden tresses
There will be no more y's
No more men and no more boys
Haven't you noticed for 30 years
We've been
freezing your balls?

Copyright; Violet Volcano

 

 



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