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While Watching The News

N. A. T. O. accidentally killed
Innocent civilians today
I placed my hand on his knee
Lara made three hundred runs
Headhunters in Borneo
Stuck fifty skulls on pikes
His hand snaked under my shirt
Natasha wants food exempt from G. S. T.
'And after the break,' said he on T. V.
We'll see a motorbike under a truck
I removed his leather belt,
Some guys rode in a Nissan to Oodnadatta
While our clothes were shed
A teddy bear with some peanut butter
Had an arm and eye fall off
I don't know why, the sound was down
We fell off the couch
The Broncos lost another match
A cyclone hit Exmouth
A gas plant blew up
We cried out as it happened
Then we sat and watched the weather forecast

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