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Introduction

Gnome but not forgnotten!
GNorman the Gnome is dead and somebody's going to pay!

Who killed GNorman?

GNorman the Gnome
Was a good friend of ours
And he lived by the
Old Wishing Well
A cheery old Gnome
With a smile on his face
Who came from
Old Dingly Dell

Though he looked
Kinda weird
With his white
Goatee beard
And his long
Pointy hat
On his head
He was a
Really good friend
We will mourn
His life's end
For GNorman is
Tragically dead!

But one has to ask why
Did poor GNorman die
In such a horrible and
Vicious way?
And what a terrible riddle
To be 'split down the middle'
What ghastly toll did he pay?

And, who did this to him?
Sliced him limb from limb!
What clues can we use
To find out?
Someone sent him to hell
Beside his wishing well
It's a mystery, I have no doubt
But wait, what is this?
A clue I did miss
The answer I think is now born
In his hand he did hold
A big pot of gold
He was killed by
A leprechaun!

Copyright;Paul Bearer
Email: Graveyardpoems@aol.com
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